In the theme of the 12 days of Christmas:
18 straight days working…
1700 crazy customers…
16 days I’m past due on bills…
15 times the CTA made me late to work…
14 times I longed for my computer…
13 stupid neighbors (who didn’t de-ice their sidewalks)…
12 presents I sent ( to my family, which cost $50)
11 times I used my new camera (a fish eye camera, thank you)…
10 times I cursed Blago’s name (because he’s a FREAK!)…
9 drinks I had on Christmas Eve…
8 days I went without alcohol before December 24…
7 times I screwed up a customer’s order…
6 times the customer forgave me…
5 golden moments of peace…
4 panic attacks…
3 pills I took each day…
2 more days in the year…
and a cigarette each night before bed.
Cheers!
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